Lesson 1: The Basics a Zombie

PART 1

Now, the basis of the zombie is the way the brain still works, as a humans does. When a human becomes a zombie, he/she keeps all basic instincts and mental abilities. Such as, the ability to listen to someone. If a zombie is captured, although they cannot speak, they can listen and hear you. If you have a zombie all chained up in the good ol’ janitor’s closet, you can tell the zombie what to do, to a certain extent. If he tries to bite you, you can tell him “no” and he will listen, they understand that they are all tied up and you are in charge.

I would not advise trying to catch a zombie if you are in a maul of them, because they will probably eat you. If you see just one zombie walking around though, it would be best to capture it somehow, blow off it’s legs, lasso it, anything. If you catch a zombie, it can be used for extensive research on better anti-weaponry.

PART 2

If let’s say, like in my latest article (up to this date (May 29th)) and China creates a biological weapon that turns people into zombies for whatever reason. And they end up taking over all of North America. They will stay in North America, because they cannot escape. A Zombie has the intellect of a 2 month year old. It can’t talk, it can’t really think, it has some basic instincts… Most of all, they can’t pilot anything or swim. So they can’t get over to South America, because there are rivers and jungles, to much for a zombie to get through, and they can’t go over to Europe or Asia or Australia or Africa because there is an ocean. So no matter where you put your weapon, as long as you are around a body of water higher than about 9 feet, you should be safe. Unless of course, the plague gets over to your island, then your screwed.

Please now tune into lesson 2 <coming soon> and read about zombie points.