A New Dawn

June has come, and all is well… Except for the increased zombie threat! June is the month of zombies, the threat of invasion increases nearly 5 fold. So, I am giving everyone a warning, stay ready, always be tense, expect everything, show no mercy! I am also raising the threat level to zomb con 3. (zomb con is like def con, except it means the threat of invasion and destruction.) Tell everyone you know this message, and if you are too lazy to give them this whole message, just tell them the link: www.izdu.co.nr, and tell them to read this article.

The weapon of choice for June is… A flamethrower, flamethrowers, although use gas up quickly, are very efficient for killing mass zombies. It scorches them nearly instantly,  so they are lit on fire, and slowly die. (P.S. Zombies can feel pain…)

Looking for writers!

IZDU is looking for writers. There is no pay to it, just the thrill of people reading your zombie stories and tips. Although you can do this freely in the forum, not everyone will read it, but if you do it here, you get a special page just for your IZDU blog, the address would be yourfirstnameizdu.co.nr, which would redirect to izduyourname.wordpress.com. It will have an RSS feed, which people can subscribe to, just like the IZDU news archives.

If you are interested, please just email us your name (only first is required), and a zombie story that you, yourself has created. It doesn’t have to be a story, but more of an article. Like the biological weapons one. Something like that. We will be looking for 3 people.

Please send all entries to zduinternational@gmail.com.

Biological Weaponry

Many world super powers, such as the United States, China, North Korea, etc, are increasing their interest in biological weapons. Biological weapons are very harmful because they can be imported very easily (by bringing in foreign animals) and can be spread easily (you touch the animal, someone touches you, etc, etc.). And, I would think that, zombies, would be a heavy impact on people if they got infected. There are several reasons, first off, there is no cure, other than death, for zombies. Second, once one or two people are infected it is spread easily by biting, or spreading of blood, saliva, etc. Thirdly, it can’t harm the other countries. I mean this by, if the China creates a biological weapon that turns people into zombies, the zombie would never be able to get to China. If you read lesson 1 in zombie tutorials, it tells you why they wouldn’t be able to reach other places through water or air.

Now, maybe some government people will read this and see my good point and create a biological zombie weapon. But, we will be ready. So get your 12-gauge and your machete, cause soon enough, we’re all goin’ zombie hunting!

IZDU Grand Opening

The International Zombie Defense Unit is opened. Here you can check out zombie kit needs, in case you already don’t have one. It will tell you everything you need. It has zombie basic tutorials, how to kill them with ease.

Please visit the forums and chat about stuff, register. Please comment on all topics and post stuff on the forum. Read the zombie reviews. If you have had a zombie encounter or have information on zombies, please send it to zduinternational@gmail.com. Since this is an international company, please feel free to send in any language, but tell us what language it is in at the bottom so we can translate it. We will post both the original and the translated version as a story.